Resumania is the term coined by Robert Half, founder of Accountemps, to describe the bloopers that appear in resumes, job applications and cover letters. While they may produce unintended chuckles, they often have a detrimental effect on a candidate's job prospects. The examples are collected by Accountemps and come from businesses worldwide. Resumania is also the subject of a monthly column in National Business Employment Weekly.

Recent additions include:

• "I am very detail-oreinted."
  (With the possible exception of spelling.)

• "I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment."
  (Thanks for the "heads-up.")

• "My primary goal is to be recognized."
  (What is your name, rank and serial number, again?)

• "Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes."
  (We hear the coffee house down the street is hiring … )

• "I can play well with others."
  (We'll be sure to tell your mother.)

• "I eat computers for lunch."
  (He might be "byting" off more than he can chew!)

• "Below are the top 10 reasons to hire me."
  (No. 1 - you're a former writer for David Letterman?)

• "Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
  (A new twist on work-family balance.)

It is critical to carefully proofread resumes and cover letters. You should be equally conscientious when submitting materials electronically. Although faxing and e-mailing may appear to require less formality than regular mail, using these methods should not be an invitation to be lax about typos and professionalism. The following are examples of resumes that definitely could have benefited from closer inspection:

• "I have used lots of software appilcations."
  (Apparently none with a spell-check function.)

• "Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."
  (Have you considered law school?)

• "My salary requirement is $34 per year."
  (They say money isn't everything.)

• "Served as assistant sore manager."
  (Ouch.)

• "I worked here full-time there."
  (The ubiquitous job seeker.)

Misused words and extraneous details can also plague resumes and cover letters. Remember to solicit the assistance of others when finalizing your resume. An objective review by a friend, relative or colleague can help ensure that the information you're conveying is appropriate and relevant.

Here are some examples of what not to include:

• "Work history: Bum. Abandoned belongings and led nomadic lifestyle."
  (So you're willing to travel?)

• "Previous experience: Self-employed - a fiasco."
  (Definitely to the point.)

• "Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job."
  (We're glad you're not bitter.)

• "I have exhaustive experience in manufacturing."
  (Sounds tiring.)

• "I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live."
  (And they say loyalty is hard to come by.)

• "Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings."
  (Have you considered writing song lyrics?)

• "Experience: Watered, groomed and fed the family dog for years."
  (Did watering Rover help him grow faster?)

• "I'll starve without a job, but don't feel you have to give me one."
  (Nothing like a little guilt.)

• "Reason for leaving last job: Bounty hunting was outlawed in my state."
  (Gives "job hunt" a whole new meaning.)

• "I love dancing and throwing parties."
  (We might need you at the end of tax season.)

Job seekers should also remember to focus on the positive - without being boastful. The following examples came from applicants who should have let their backgrounds speak for themselves:

• "You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!"
  (We'll take that into consideration.)

• "I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis."
  (And hopefully a golden retriever when it comes to customer service.)

• "I am the king of accounts payable reconciliation."
  (So I guess your co-workers are royally impressed.)